Reading: 31 Funny Quotes About Attitude
31 Funny Quotes about Attitude
- Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can even kill you.
- I hate it when you have to be nice to something you really want to throw a brick at.
- My life, my rules so, keep your nose out of my business!!!
- I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
- When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, Try a basketball bat. Results may vary.
- A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can’t go anywhere until you change it.
- If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
- When I’m quiet, those that don’t know me look at me and think I’m shy. People who know me think: OMG! She’s thinking! Everyone run for your life.
- Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you.
- I stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.
- Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
- Girls are like abstract painting, even though you can’t understand them, they are still beautiful.
- I may look calm. But in my head I’ve killed you about 5 times.
- You never know what you have until.. You clean your room.
- If you’re talking about me behind my back that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
- My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
- I’m actually a nice person…Until you piss me off.
- I’m smiling. That alone should scare you…
- I love everybody. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid and others I would love to punch in the face.
- Apparently I have an attitude. Who knew!
- I am not perfect, but I am limited edition.
- I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem and that’s not my problem.
- I’m having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for my inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety.
- Our phone fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
- If you’re arguing with a woman and she says “wow” you’re done…abort the argument immediately.
- Just remember that if you fall I will be there to pick you up. As soon as I finish laughing.
- Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so; I go back to being me.
- It’s funny, how when I am loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I am Quiet, People ask me what’s wrong with me.
- I would like to apologize to anyone. I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get back to you shortly.
- Don’t give me your attitude, unless you want mine.
- God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world…then he made the world round and laughed and laughed…
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