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barely when I was feeling estimable, beginning to unwind, and had a smile on my face, Monday comes along and bitch-slaps me.
attention ! ! ! Friday will be here soon with the regular cortege – Saturday & Sunday & featuring particular guest Holiday Monday. Round of Applause for LONG WEEKEND
Warning ! Monday is here, I repeat, Monday is here ! ! – this is not a bore !
You know its Monday when your left eye habit open and your right eye is twitching .
OK, Monday, you go restfully about your clientele and I ‘ll go softly about mine, let ‘s agree to disagree and it will be over soon .
Monday is so much harder to deal with after a retentive weekend !
Mondays good another reason to be angry lol
Monday sucks more than a void clean .
Eww ! Does anyone else smell that ? It’s.. *sniff*.. eww, it ‘s a crapload of Monday and it ‘s comin ‘ right for us ! !
Look on the bright side ; Monday is when RAW comes on ! It ‘s not all bad !
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE ? Monday has been cancelled due to lack of interest. Please resume your normal Facebook activities. Thank you !
Saying have a glad Monday, is like saying have a happy period. Its fair not gon na happen .
Roses are bolshevik, violets are blue, Mondays are a ceaseless abyss of soul-sucking hell, but you ‘ll get through .
Dear Monday, We precisely are n’t dependable together ! You show up at the worst times and overstay your welcome.Your negativity is dragging me down therefore I must move along nowadays !
Mondays suck … `nuff said !
unfortunately has not become a millionaire over the weekend … and therefore Monday dawn has returned to work !
When the sidereal day hits your eye like a big ole ‘ cow pie, that ‘s a Monday .
Monday..are you here again ? I thought I told you to get lost with Tuesday & Wednesday ! ! Thursday can stay cause they ‘s well friends with Friday, Saturday & Sunday
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