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One night, vitamin a I as lying in seam, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself : “ What the sleep together happened to the ceiling ? ”
While wearing a bikini you show 90 % of your body, but men are then polite, that they stare only at the overlay places .
When person says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you ‘ve done recently .
Anyone else ride on the gutter and play with their call until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago ?
Say this out loudly fast : ”U R 2 6 C I 1 2 4 q. ”
I ca n’t take this long outdistance relationship anymore … Fridge, you ‘re coming to my room
maine : ”Hola ! Como estas ? : ) ” spanish guy : *Speaks harebrained fast Spanish* Me : ”Dude, chill ! Dora did n’t teach me that yet ! ”
I hate it when person turns the lights on while I`m asleep and I`m all like ( o__- )
I ‘m going to stand outside.. If anyone asks, I ‘m outstanding..
Balloons are so wyrd. “ happy birthday, here ‘s a plastic sack of my breath. ”
I ‘m actually not curious. I ‘m just actually intend and people think I ‘m joking .
I do n’t have a Twitter account, so I good carry around a megaphone to announce what I ‘m doing at random times. So far I ‘ve got 3 followers – but I think 2 of them are cops .
When I say ” It ‘s a long history ” It normally means I precisely dont lack to tell you it .
A baby just smiled at me and now I want … Nope, it ‘s crying immediately. Nope .
( ._. ) ( l : ) ( .-. ) ( : fifty ) ( ._. ) They see me rollin, they hatin
Have you ever noticed that it ‘s impossible to make pinching your elbow hurt ?
I ’ m a social vegan. I avoid meet .
The best memories come from bad ideas .
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