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Whether it be an anniversary post with your long-run partner, a “ hi-meet-my-new-significant-other ” photograph, or just a casual “ aren ’ t we cute ” thirst trap, it can feel legit impossible to come up with nonbasic captions. That ’ mho why we ’ ve come up with a list of captions to choose from for any situation and level of seriousness to take the tension out of your choice. Read on and feel free to take fully credit for these bright ideas :
If the only reason you’re posting is because your grid is super dry lately…
You went on a scroll spree and realized you haven ’ deoxythymidine monophosphate posted in weeks. It happens. So you do a quick dive into your camera roll, create a fun edit on an old movie or two, and need to think of something to say because, honestly, you ’ re literally just posting for the promptly, Like-induced dopamine strike. Unless your relationship is unplayful, sustain things extremely casual and just call attention to the atavistic component .
- “Wishing I were [describe what’s going on in the picture] with [@handle] instead of pretending to check my emails rn”
- “Spotted”
- “Someone invent a time machine so we can go back to [describe the place/situation], plz”
- “Not me posting old pictures to avoid my to-do list”
- “Hey, you’re just scrolling. And this is crazy. But here’s an oldie of me and [name], so Like it maybe”
If you went on a trip together…
After a actual class of not going anywhere due to COVID-19, you deserve to spam the feed with all your cunning, couple-y vacation pics. Whether you ’ re official or casual, the key here is to use a assortment of humor and honesty for a caption that says, I am very aware this photograph makes you jealous, but no unvoiced feelings, right ?
- “Vaxxed & neither of us wanted to pay for a wax ✌️”
- “You and me go together like salt and sea”
- “Glad [name] can handle my baggage and need for the beach”
- “So happy I invited [name] along! It wouldn’t be a vacation without a 24/7 photographer”
- “Guess where [name] and I are? Winner gets to Like this picture and buy us a drink [drop Venmo handle]”
If you’re not official but it’s a super-cute pic and you really want to post it…
Okay, I ’ molarity fair going to tell it like it is here : You have a identical high luck of descending into Creepy Town, USA, with this station, so we have to make certain this caption is flawless before you go ahead and post this puppy. The key hera is to play it vitamin a cool as humanly possible with a wholly impersonal caption that in no way, human body, or form implies you ’ re in a relationship with the person. Try something like :
- “[emojis describing what you did, e.g., beers if you were drinking or disco dancer if you were dancing]”
- “Thought I looked cute, probs won’t delete later”
- “Great day [describe what you were doing]”
- “Do I look fantastic here or what?”
- “Peep the [funny thing going on in the background]”
If you’re not official but they just so happen to be in your group pic…
Ugh, you took a super-cute group movie but they just then happen to be standing next to you in it. You actually want to post it, but you besides don ’ thymine want to make it seem like you ’ re trying to post a photograph with them in it ( although, let ’ s be real, you lowkey are ). The key with this caption is to very focus on the group or the consequence you guys were all at :
- “Good times with good friends”
- “So much fun celebrating [write what you were celebrating here]!”
- “[insert inside joke from the day here]”
- “Are we not the best-looking group of people you’ve ever seen in your entire life?”
- “Clique game strong”
If this is your first pic since becoming official…
Wahoo ! meter to piss off your exes across the globe by letting them all know you are officially off the market. I like to think of this picture as an employment announcement with, like, way lower stakes. Go with something like this :
- “SORRY, PPL, I’M TAKEN”
- “[insert any sort of heart emoji here]”
- “I guess I’ll keep [them] a while”
- “Don’t hate hanging out with [them]”
- “Wait, did you guys hear I got a [boyfriend/girlfriend]?”
If it’s your Special Someone’s birthday…
You ’ re allowed to get a short bathetic here—it ’ s their birthday ! They deserve to get a little excess loving from you. If you want to write a long, dear test, you can wholly do that. Or you can convey your love in a more simple way with one of these :
- “HBD to maybe the best human to ever grace this Earth”
- “Happy birthday to my favorite human! ILY”
- “Happy birthday, [name]! Thank you for [whatever they do that makes your life better]. Don’t know what I’d do without you. xo”
- “Happy birthday to the most [adjective that describes them and relates to the pic you chose] [boyfriend/girlfriend] in the world! I’m the luckiest person on the planet to get to be with you”
If it’s your anniversary…
The identify here is to be mushy without being cliché. You can do a small recapitulation of why you fell in love in the first gear stead, what you did on your first date, etc. Try one of these captions to show how much you love them without making people legit vomit on their phones :
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- “Happy anniversary, [name]! Here’s to [number of years you’ve been together] more years of you putting up with my [insert super-annoying thing you do—like saying you’re not hungry but then eating all their french fries] 🙃”
- “Can’t believe it’s been [number of years] since [describe your first date/kiss/whatever you’re marking this from]. Love you so much”
- “HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, [name]! There’s truly nobody I’d rather do life with”
- “[Number of years] down with my favorite person!”
If you’ve had a lot of date events lately and this is, like, the 500th pic you’re posting with them…
I ’ ve political campaign into this problem many times, so I get it. Maybe it ’ s wedding season. possibly you ’ re in college and the two of you have fair been hitting a set of fraternity formals recently. possibly you guys equitable happen to keep taking fire pics. Whatever the sheath, you ’ re worry about boring your followers with another picture of you and your partner. here are some captions that ’ ll spice it up :
- “Did you miss us?”
- “Hey! It’s us again!”
- “Another day, another date event”
- “I don’t WANT to spam your feed with pics of us, but what am I supposed to do when we look this good?”
- “Like for me, comment for [partner’s name]”
- “I mean, who else would I be with?”
If this is your first picture since breaking up and getting back together…
sol you hit a little bump in the road ? Who hasn ’ thymine ? Reintroducing an ex-husband to your feed can be awkward, but these captions can help smooth over the transition :
- “We back!”
- “Can’t fight a love like ours, I guess”
- “Your fave real-life Ross + Rachel are back at it”
- “Yes, we’re back together”
- “Back in action”
- “Don’t call it a comeback, we’ve been here for years”
- “Call us the new Bennifer”
If everyone’s placing bets on when you’re getting engaged…
You guys have gotten super serious ( congrats ! ) and you know people are merely waiting for that engagement photograph. But, alas, you hush don ’ t have a ring on your finger. fortunately, your predicament makes for some reasonably hilarious subtitle ideas :
- “Nope, still not engaged”
- “Calm down, Mom, we’re still not engaged”
- “No ring, no prob”
- “Promise the next post will be an engagement pic”
- “Here’s another pic of [name] and I still not engaged”
If you just got engaged…
First of all, congrats ! felicitous for you ! here are some subtitle ideas desirable of announcing this joyous newsworthiness :
- “I said yes!”
- “I said no! JK”
- “Ah, so excited to spend the rest of my life with you, [name]!”
- “Today was quite possibly the best day of my life. Love you, [name]!”
- “Huh, looks like I actually AM marriage material after all (big s/o to all my exes)”
If you just got married…
Listen, I get it. Summarizing the best day of your life in a caption can be hard, but there are some dateless captions you can always count on :
- “❤️ [date you got married] ❤️”
- “I officially pulled it off, you guys”
- “I got to marry the absolute love of my life on [date]. So, yes, I’m officially the happiest person on Earth”
- “Yeah, our wedding day was fun, but every day’s a party when I’m with you [tag bride/groom]”
- “Cheers to the first of many wedding pictures I’ll one hundred percent be spamming your feed with”
If you’re expecting…
When it comes to major social media announcements, having a baby is huge. Whether you ’ ra meaning, your partner ’ s meaning, or you ’ rhenium espouse, this is a certifiable big softwood and there are plenty of ways to share the news. From funny to loving, here are a few of our faves :
- “Team No Sleep starting [due date]”
- “First we had each other, soon we’ll have [babe name or initial], then we’ll have everything”
- “Poppin’ a different type of bottle in [due date month + year]🍼”
- “We’re getting promoted to parents! [Last name(s)] party of three coming at you in [due date month + year]”
- “I guess the condom broke…”
Candice Jalili
Candice is a dating expert and the writer Just Send The Text, out Feb .
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